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vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

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I thought that guys name was Asian

vocaroo420:

theabbatar:

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I thought that guys name was Asian

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adventuresofcesium:

remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

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carmelinaxox:

this is how gay people communicate 

Screaming

The dialect

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howtobeafuckinglady:

baddiebey:

Who is Mary J Blige’s choreographer

god

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susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

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hollowfawn:

accidentally calls ur dad bae 

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quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

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organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

organmeat:

This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone

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We Are Not Good People - Bloc Party
Today’s the day you’ve been set free
They might claim the best things are hidden
But I was here, you came to me

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Anonymous said: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

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